Dreams
Puppies dream like humans and about similar things. Many people believe that puppies do dream. Most puppy owners have noticed that at various times during their sleep, some puppies may quiver, make leg twitches, or may even growl or snap at some sleep-created phantom, giving the impression that they are dreaming about something.
What does your puppy dream about?
Generally, puppies dream of the day when you get hit by a bus and they finally have the house all to themselves.
Wait, really?
Most likely. Studies have shown that puppies actually despise the human race and are only using us as their personal pooper scoopers. However, extensive research suggests that puppies are slowly learning how to empathize with humans are may eventually learn to love us back.
Well fuck...
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