The Secret Life of Bai-bee

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Bai-bee is special.

She slinks around the garden because she knows what's cool.

She's the epitome of the term "cool cat"

And she knows it.

Where do puppies go when they dream?

And other thoughts that keep me up at night

Dreams

Puppies dream like humans and about similar things. Many people believe that puppies do dream. Most puppy owners have noticed that at various times during their sleep, some puppies may quiver, make leg twitches, or may even growl or snap at some sleep-created phantom, giving the impression that they are dreaming about something.

What does your puppy dream about?

Generally, puppies dream of the day when you get hit by a bus and they finally have the house all to themselves.

Wait, really?

Most likely. Studies have shown that puppies actually despise the human race and are only using us as their personal pooper scoopers. However, extensive research suggests that puppies are slowly learning how to empathize with humans are may eventually learn to love us back.

Well fuck...

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Nightmares

Puppies that suffer from nightmares may dream about things they dislike or fear, such as taking a bath, going to the groomer, or getting chased by a rabid human. Puppies also have great memories, so rescue puppies will often have nightmares about events that happened when they were alone, abandoned or hurt.

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